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Mass. man booted from league for pooping in glove

Posted on: December 15, 2011 4:17 pm
Edited on: December 16, 2011 10:10 am
 

By Brian Stubits

On the same day we bring to you a story about urinals and troughs in Winnipeg comes this crap from Hingham, Mass.

In a game on Dec. 2 in the New England Senior Hockey League, a player by the name of Zung Nguyen received a game misconduct. Nguyen's player profile was then updated to say the following:

PLAYER KICKED OUT OF LEAGUE FOR DEFECATING IN OPPONENT'S GLOVE FOLLOWING A FIGHT ON THE ICE.

Holy crap! I mean who defecates in a glove, honestly? More importantly, where did he defecate in the opponent's glove? How did he get the glove? Did they discover this when the player put his hand in the glove? So many questions.

As of this point, there isn't much known as to the details of this incident other than what has been posted. But hopefully, we'll hear more in the coming days as this story makes the rounds. This is just too unbelievable.

If anybody has some information on what happened, we'd love to hear it. Send us a tweet @EyeOnHockey.

UPDATE: The questions have been solved. Thanks to @mattyarp who said he plays in the NESHL (and he has a player profile to prove it), the gloves were tossed over the glass after the fight, explaing how Nguyen got his mits on them. It also removes the disturbing thought that it happened somewhere like the penalty box.

The folks at Deadspin reveal the rest. Here is a part of it.

Just after the second period began, Nguyen emerged from his locker room and went into the seats near where he had thrown Bermingham's glove. Teammates thought Nguyen was going to see his girlfriend, who had come to watch him play. Soon after, he went down to the corner of the arena, a semi-secluded area near where the Zamboni enters the ice. Young Guns players on the bench saw him squatting there, but didn't think anything of it at the time. He then returned the glove to its original spot in the seats.

Midway through the second period, Bermingham came out of his locker room. He had showered and changed and was ready to crack open a beer but needed to collect the last of his scattered equipment. Those gloves were nearly new: this was the second game he had worn them, and the price tag was still on. Bermie went into the seats where it had landed, picked it up, and put his hand in.

Inside, [poop]. Fresh, wet, warm, pungent human [poop]. Bermingham held the glove at arms length and immediately ran alongside the dasher to hand it to a referee. He then stormed off to the locker room.

Now how disturbing is that? Nguyen not only didn't go to the bowels of the arena or anything, he did this out in the open. With his girlfriend in attendance to boot? Even worse, the opposing player, Dave Bermingham, discovered it by putting his hands in the glove.

So now not only is Nguyen done for the season, he's never going to be allowed to play in the NESHL again.

We have a very late entry into the Bizarre Sports Story of the Year for 2011 race. But I'll be damned if this doesn't stand a chance.

H/t to Deadspin

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Comments

Since: Dec 17, 2011
Posted on: December 17, 2011 9:29 pm
 

Mass. man booted from league for pooping in glove

The best punishment for Nguyen is to send him to solitary confinement with the glove he shi**ed in so he can always smell how horrible his crime was all by himself.  Then he just might learn his lesson.  The insanity defense would never work with the judge because Nguyen knew what he was doing was so wrong.    




Since: Dec 9, 2011
Posted on: December 17, 2011 1:08 am
 

Mass. man booted from league for pooping in glove

I guess you could say that glove was the shit



Since: Oct 12, 2006
Posted on: December 16, 2011 10:46 pm
 

Premeditated Pooping

Thinking about pooping in somebody's hockey glove is one thing.  Being able to pull it off without a hitch is another. The visual of this guy blending into corner of the bleachers and remaining focused enough not to blow his cover is something else.   The scene with Jim Carey in "Me, Myself and Irene" comes to mind. To be able to concentrate enough to poop into a glove takes alot of focus.

When was driving home with his girlfriend and he shared the fact that he took a poop in the guys glove, maybe she just thought it was an expression.

Awesome.



Since: Nov 3, 2011
Posted on: December 16, 2011 7:28 pm
 

Mass. man booted from league for pooping in glove

Lol



Since: Jan 21, 2007
Posted on: December 16, 2011 2:02 pm
 

Mass. man booted from league for pooping in glove

Yeah, I went to a hockey match last year in Salt Lake and a "crap" game broke out.



Since: Sep 22, 2006
Posted on: December 16, 2011 1:30 pm
 

Mass. man booted from league for pooping in glove

Here is the full story for those interested:



Apparently, Nguyen got his ass beat on the ice before the infamous act occurred.



Since: Aug 10, 2007
Posted on: December 16, 2011 1:27 pm
 

Mass. man booted from league for pooping in glove

Only a Bruins fan would crap in a glove....and only a Bruins fan would still have the price tag on the gloves after 2 games.  At least we now truley know they're FOS.


Jesus H you're a friggin idiot.  Has nothing to do with who he roots for.
Lets see if I can be as big a moron as you:

http://www.buffalonews.com/city/pol

ice-courts/police-blotter/article67

4812.ece


   

Only a retarded Buffalo fan would try to steal a car.

Geeze, now that I think of it, it's not really easy to be as big a moron as you.  You really have to work at it, huh?     
      
;



Since: Dec 18, 2007
Posted on: December 16, 2011 1:22 pm
 

Mass. man booted from league for pooping in glove

Awesome lead, lol.



Since: Aug 2, 2011
Posted on: December 16, 2011 1:20 pm
 

Mass. man booted from league for pooping in glove

I have to say that this has to be described as one deluded and sick individual. He would not like it too happen to him so why do it?????????????????? A ban from all forms of hockey would not cover it.



Since: Dec 11, 2006
Posted on: December 16, 2011 1:16 pm
 

Mass. man booted from league for pooping in glove

Only a Bruins fan would crap in a glove....and only a Bruins fan would still have the price tag on the gloves after 2 games.  At least we now truley know they're FOS.


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